Michael proveed anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black bo grow up to be a rich white woman?
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket. They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
Hey guys, its Hailey here.
Ima start off with henlo ;-;
I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.
So, Jake. We can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.
Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.
I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.
Also, You won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;
My Girlfriend asked "why is this test so long and hard?" I then said "you know what else is long and hard..." She was amazed!
,,Hey,What does IDK mean?" ,,I dont know" ,,Okay,then i am going to ask someone else"
why did the orphan cry to the teacher because they have no one else
I call this my great talk with Siri
Me : hey Siri give me and Ur Mom joke
Siri: My mother ? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question
Me : it wasn’t a question
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: you should understand
Siri: hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: no you b***
My wife is pregnant but when we get to doctors something happened..........
What happened?
A:the husband is pregnant too with someone else’s baby not the wife’s baby but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
me: "the villain has a point you know"
everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
"Humpty dumpty sat on the wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.... All the kings horses and all the kings men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows
the cradle will rock when the bough breaks
the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall
and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? Its kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
don’t like this post or else I will go to your house and eat you 😈
hello everyone, I would just like to apoligize for participating in the protest, and everything else I said. I was wrong, and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny, I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
Me: Kills the boss and takes his loot. Everyone else in the office:😱
you know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?" How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
