I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned
Q I Iike elephants A everything else is inrrelephant
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT..
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else
Q I like elephants A Everything else is inrrelephant
If you have sex and your African parents find out
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Man: whats up? Me: im annoyed Man: Why? Me: I stole my gf's heart Man: So why are you annoyed? Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.
Me: spreading positivity Everyone else at the HIV testing center
If prostitution had a tax exempt status and if a adult book store had a tax exempt status because of a glory hole churches would have to do something else to keep their tax exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business
god creating cats GOD:make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of ANGEL:ok.......................................anything else GOD:YES PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
This year my friends wanted to dress up as crayons for Halloween. They asked me if I wanted to be a tan crayon. I didn’t want to, but I said yes to be nice. I wish I had said no, because now I look like a dick to everyone else.
Go fuck yourself cause I doubt anyone else will 💅
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul walker and no one else
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him
Why was baptism invented. How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys.
buy KFC or else
Me: Stepping on a scale to weigh myself. Everyone else in the minefield...
Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.” “Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”
