Electronics

Electronics Jokes

Battery

Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?

Atom

Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."

Computer

One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"

The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."

Orphan

I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.

It doesn’t have a home button.

Technology

What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?

"Stop it! It hertz so much!"

Battery

What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.

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  • Curry

    Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?

    TV

    What do TVs and girls have in common?

    They both show you stuff when you turn them on!

    Stephen Hawking

    How did Stephen Hawking die?

    He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!