Electronics

Electronics jokes

How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.

Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."

What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.

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  • Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?

    How did Stephen Hawking die?

    He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!

    Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?