Electronics jokes
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
I love my new phone.
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.