Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
Y don’t they let have Stephen Hawkings have other electronics around him ? Because he will sound staticky
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
What happens when Steven hawking dies?
Take his I pad to cash convertes
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron." The other asks, "Are you sure?" "Yes," the first says, "I'm positive."
