Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
why did people take Stephen hawking`s to the hospital when we should of took him to curry`s pc wold
what do u call security outside a samsung store guardians of the galaxy
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.
You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
