Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again or switch his batteries
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today" and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron". Then the first atom said "How Ionic"
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
Do you know why an atom is positive he kept his electrons
Is Stephen hawking under warranty, if so can I bring him back to currys pc world?
why did people take Stephen hawking`s to the hospital when we should of took him to curry`s pc wold
what do u call security outside a samsung store guardians of the galaxy
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
Walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by him self and he looked like he needed a hand so i offered to help, he said this is not a big screen TV its a Kindle!!
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I've lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Electron