Electronics

Electronics Jokes

Scientist

EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳

Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😑🀬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay πŸ₯΅πŸ€§ - Finished πŸ˜ΉπŸ€• - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts πŸ₯Ά

Orphan

Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.

Orphan

Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?

A: Because it has no home button.

Friend

Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.

We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.

Walrus

What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?

"Walrus the remote!"

Xbox

I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.

Orphan

Why can orphans only use Samsung?

Because they don't have a home button.

Test

I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.

Game

What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?

Bored games.