Electronics jokes
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
The toaster, otherwise the perfect bath bomb.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
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My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
I see what you did there.
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.