Electronics jokes
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.
You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
Atom
Electron
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.