Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
