Electronics jokes
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 馃檮
Why don鈥檛 they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"