Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work? You keep the tradition of hitting black things
My dad told me "No electronics at the table", so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
My grandpa said "you kids relied on to much electronic's" I said well we will see about that *unplugging life support * me* oops
Orphans maybe got Phones,but they dont have a Home-Button.
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
I bought an orphan iphone 8 plus and he said he doesn't want it koz it didn't have a HOME button
Why cant orphins have an iphone , Cause they can't find the home button
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
the toaster otherwise the perfect bath bomb.
why do orphans get iphone 11's because it has no home page
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Stephen hawkings robed the apple store looking for a charger
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
Q: why did the orphan buy an iPhone X :A: because it has no home button
me and my suicidal friend are close, so i took him to the mall to treat him. we bought snacks, a new controller for his xbox and a led lights for him room to hopefully brighten his mood. after we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
I bought a white xbox to last longer and i bought a black xbox to run faster
my mom told me to unplug all the electronics so i unplugged my grandma Life Support
I was given my Electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me cauz I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up too.
what do kids play when they can't play with a phone ? bored games
