Electronics jokes
An Australian, an American, and a British man are on a golf course.
They're all on the green and working out their next shot when a phone starts ringing.
"Terribly sorry," says the Brit, but instead of getting out a phone, he twists his earlobe around to reveal a speaker and opens his bottom lip to reveal a microphone and takes the call.
The other two are pretty impressed, and the Brit shrugs modestly.
"State of the art British tech. Surgically implanted. Amazing stuff."
They get set to resume, but another phone goes off.
"Ugh, sorry guys," says the American, but instead of taking out his phone, he holds up his hand, taps the palm with his other hand, and it turns into a screen. As the other two watch, the American has a video call.
When he's finished, the other two are impressed, but the American waves it off.
"No biggie. Just the latest and greatest in digital communications from the good old US of A."
Again, the three are about to continue their game when there's a strange, electronic sound and, much to the other two's surprise, the Aussie runs off into the bushes.
The Brit and the American follow him and soon find the Aussie squatting down in the middle of a clearing, clothes around his ankles, bare-assed and grunting.
"What the hell..." one of them says, but the Aussie holds up his hand in apology.
"Sorry fellas, got a fax coming through..."
When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged.
The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.