Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work? You keep the tradition of hitting black things
My dad told me "No electronics at the table", so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
I bought an orphan iphone 8 plus and he said he doesn't want it koz it didn't have a HOME button
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
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Why cant orphins have an iphone , Cause they can't find the home button
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
the toaster otherwise the perfect bath bomb.
why do orphans get iphone 11's because it has no home page
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Stephen hawkings robed the apple store looking for a charger
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
Q: why did the orphan buy an iPhone X :A: because it has no home button
