Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
My dad told me "No electronics at the table", so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
Why cant orphins have an iphone , Cause they can't find the home button
the toaster otherwise the perfect bath bomb.