Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
My dad told me "No electronics at the table", so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
Why cant orphins have an iphone , Cause they can't find the home button
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
