I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
Atom
Electron
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
