Electronics jokes

If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?

I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!

Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...

Currys PC World.

Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?

At PC World.

EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳

Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶

Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.

Atom

Electron

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it wanted to be Argon.