Electronics jokes
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
An Australian, an American, and a British man are on a golf course.
They're all on the green and working out their next shot when a phone starts ringing.
"Terribly sorry," says the Brit, but instead of getting out a phone, he twists his earlobe around to reveal a speaker and opens his bottom lip to reveal a microphone and takes the call.
The other two are pretty impressed, and the Brit shrugs modestly.
"State of the art British tech. Surgically implanted. Amazing stuff."
They get set to resume, but another phone goes off.
"Ugh, sorry guys," says the American, but instead of taking out his phone, he holds up his hand, taps the palm with his other hand, and it turns into a screen. As the other two watch, the American has a video call.
When he's finished, the other two are impressed, but the American waves it off.
"No biggie. Just the latest and greatest in digital communications from the good old US of A."
Again, the three are about to continue their game when there's a strange, electronic sound and, much to the other two's surprise, the Aussie runs off into the bushes.
The Brit and the American follow him and soon find the Aussie squatting down in the middle of a clearing, clothes around his ankles, bare-assed and grunting.
"What the hell..." one of them says, but the Aussie holds up his hand in apology.
"Sorry fellas, got a fax coming through..."
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
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Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
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Electron
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Explain Bear won’t understand because he’s retarded.
Bro really?
Community talk
i built a night vision camera wiþ a tv controller and a webcam 😼
Yo guys I won't be on as much my school just banned electronics and I go back the 15th of August I'll try to be on at home or work when I get this job at the carwash but yeah my school is banning electronics and are putting metal detectors to find people sneaking phones, computers, games systems ECT in
eli do u got my charger ?