Electronics jokes
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
The toaster, otherwise the perfect bath bomb.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
An Australian, an American, and a British man are on a golf course.
They're all on the green and working out their next shot when a phone starts ringing.
"Terribly sorry," says the Brit, but instead of getting out a phone, he twists his earlobe around to reveal a speaker and opens his bottom lip to reveal a microphone and takes the call.
The other two are pretty impressed, and the Brit shrugs modestly.
"State of the art British tech. Surgically implanted. Amazing stuff."
They get set to resume, but another phone goes off.
"Ugh, sorry guys," says the American, but instead of taking out his phone, he holds up his hand, taps the palm with his other hand, and it turns into a screen. As the other two watch, the American has a video call.
When he's finished, the other two are impressed, but the American waves it off.
"No biggie. Just the latest and greatest in digital communications from the good old US of A."
Again, the three are about to continue their game when there's a strange, electronic sound and, much to the other two's surprise, the Aussie runs off into the bushes.
The Brit and the American follow him and soon find the Aussie squatting down in the middle of a clearing, clothes around his ankles, bare-assed and grunting.
"What the hell..." one of them says, but the Aussie holds up his hand in apology.
"Sorry fellas, got a fax coming through..."
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
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Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.