what do u call security outside a samsung store guardians of the galaxy
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery
What happens when Steven hawking dies?
Take his I pad to cash convertes
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord
Walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by him self and he looked like he needed a hand so i offered to help, he said this is not a big screen TV its a Kindle!!
why do orphans get iphone 11's because it has no home page
my mom told me to unplug all the electronics so i unplugged my grandma Life Support
How did Stephen Hawking really die...his wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything
Stephen hawkings robed the apple store looking for a charger
Q: why did the orphan buy an iPhone X :A: because it has no home button
me and my suicidal friend are close, so i took him to the mall to treat him. we bought snacks, a new controller for his xbox and a led lights for him room to hopefully brighten his mood. after we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
the toaster otherwise the perfect bath bomb.
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today" and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron". Then the first atom said "How Ionic"
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it had it's ion someone else.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I've lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron." The other asks, "Are you sure?" "Yes," the first says, "I'm positive."
Do you know why an atom is positive he kept his electrons
My dad told me "No electronics at the table", so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
