Electronics

Electronics Jokes

Orphan

I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.

It doesn’t have a home button.

Laptop

So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.

Atom

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it had its ion someone else.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.

Computer

A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.

Computer

One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"

The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."

Xbox

I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.

Orphan

What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?

Motherboard.

Orphan

I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.

Atom

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."

The other asks, "Are you sure?"

"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"