Electronics jokes

I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.

It doesn’t have a home button.

I donated a computer to the orphanage...

It didn’t have a motherboard.

Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.

So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.

Where does the resistor go after a long day?

It goes Ohm.

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it had its ion someone else.

What do you call a crazy computer?

Wired.

Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?

I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.

Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.

How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.

A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.

One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"

The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."

I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.

Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?

I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.

What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?

Motherboard.

I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.

You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."

The other asks, "Are you sure?"

"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"