Y don’t they let have Stephen Hawkings have other electronics around him ? Because he will sound staticky
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I've lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again or switch his batteries
what do u call security outside a samsung store guardians of the galaxy
Why cant orphins have an iphone , Cause they can't find the home button
what do kids play when they can't play with a phone ? bored games
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery
What happens when Steven hawking dies?
Take his I pad to cash convertes
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord
Walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by him self and he looked like he needed a hand so i offered to help, he said this is not a big screen TV its a Kindle!!
why do orphans get iphone 11's because it has no home page
my mom told me to unplug all the electronics so i unplugged my grandma Life Support
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron." The other asks, "Are you sure?" "Yes," the first says, "I'm positive."
How did Stephen Hawking really die...his wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything
Do you know why an atom is positive he kept his electrons
Q: why did the orphan buy an iPhone X :A: because it has no home button
Stephen hawkings robed the apple store looking for a charger
me and my suicidal friend are close, so i took him to the mall to treat him. we bought snacks, a new controller for his xbox and a led lights for him room to hopefully brighten his mood. after we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
the toaster otherwise the perfect bath bomb.
My dad told me "No electronics at the table", so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
