Electronics jokes
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? "Stop it! It hertz so much!"
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.