Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
I love my new phone.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
The toaster, otherwise the perfect bath bomb.
I see what you did there.
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
