Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
the toaster otherwise the perfect bath bomb.
I see what you did there.
My dad told me "No electronics at the table", so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
Atom
Electron
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
