Electronics jokes
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
I love my new phone.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged.
The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
The toaster, otherwise the perfect bath bomb.
I see what you did there.
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.