Electronics jokes
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.