Electronics jokes
The toaster, otherwise the perfect bath bomb.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
An Australian, an American, and a British man are on a golf course.
They're all on the green and working out their next shot when a phone starts ringing.
"Terribly sorry," says the Brit, but instead of getting out a phone, he twists his earlobe around to reveal a speaker and opens his bottom lip to reveal a microphone and takes the call.
The other two are pretty impressed, and the Brit shrugs modestly.
"State of the art British tech. Surgically implanted. Amazing stuff."
They get set to resume, but another phone goes off.
"Ugh, sorry guys," says the American, but instead of taking out his phone, he holds up his hand, taps the palm with his other hand, and it turns into a screen. As the other two watch, the American has a video call.
When he's finished, the other two are impressed, but the American waves it off.
"No biggie. Just the latest and greatest in digital communications from the good old US of A."
Again, the three are about to continue their game when there's a strange, electronic sound and, much to the other two's surprise, the Aussie runs off into the bushes.
The Brit and the American follow him and soon find the Aussie squatting down in the middle of a clearing, clothes around his ankles, bare-assed and grunting.
"What the hell..." one of them says, but the Aussie holds up his hand in apology.
"Sorry fellas, got a fax coming through..."
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die. His charger broke.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
I see what you did there.
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?