Electronics jokes
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.
The toaster, otherwise the perfect bath bomb.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
An Australian, an American, and a British man are on a golf course.
They're all on the green and working out their next shot when a phone starts ringing.
"Terribly sorry," says the Brit, but instead of getting out a phone, he twists his earlobe around to reveal a speaker and opens his bottom lip to reveal a microphone and takes the call.
The other two are pretty impressed, and the Brit shrugs modestly.
"State of the art British tech. Surgically implanted. Amazing stuff."
They get set to resume, but another phone goes off.
"Ugh, sorry guys," says the American, but instead of taking out his phone, he holds up his hand, taps the palm with his other hand, and it turns into a screen. As the other two watch, the American has a video call.
When he's finished, the other two are impressed, but the American waves it off.
"No biggie. Just the latest and greatest in digital communications from the good old US of A."
Again, the three are about to continue their game when there's a strange, electronic sound and, much to the other two's surprise, the Aussie runs off into the bushes.
The Brit and the American follow him and soon find the Aussie squatting down in the middle of a clearing, clothes around his ankles, bare-assed and grunting.
"What the hell..." one of them says, but the Aussie holds up his hand in apology.
"Sorry fellas, got a fax coming through..."
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.
When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged.
The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!