Electronics jokes
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
An Australian, an American, and a British man are on a golf course.
They're all on the green and working out their next shot when a phone starts ringing.
"Terribly sorry," says the Brit, but instead of getting out a phone, he twists his earlobe around to reveal a speaker and opens his bottom lip to reveal a microphone and takes the call.
The other two are pretty impressed, and the Brit shrugs modestly.
"State of the art British tech. Surgically implanted. Amazing stuff."
They get set to resume, but another phone goes off.
"Ugh, sorry guys," says the American, but instead of taking out his phone, he holds up his hand, taps the palm with his other hand, and it turns into a screen. As the other two watch, the American has a video call.
When he's finished, the other two are impressed, but the American waves it off.
"No biggie. Just the latest and greatest in digital communications from the good old US of A."
Again, the three are about to continue their game when there's a strange, electronic sound and, much to the other two's surprise, the Aussie runs off into the bushes.
The Brit and the American follow him and soon find the Aussie squatting down in the middle of a clearing, clothes around his ankles, bare-assed and grunting.
"What the hell..." one of them says, but the Aussie holds up his hand in apology.
"Sorry fellas, got a fax coming through..."
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."