Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
what do u call security outside a samsung store guardians of the galaxy
Why cant orphins have an iphone , Cause they can't find the home button
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
Q: why did the orphan buy an iPhone X :A: because it has no home button
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
