Electronics jokes
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.
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Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.