Electronics jokes
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?