As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.
Ejaculation Jokes
Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.
My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam.
That being said I wish he hadn't!
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D