Ejaculation jokes
What is the epitome of being quick on the draw?
Coming both first and last in the same round of "soggy biscuit".
A panda goes to see a hooker. He goes down on her, he mates with her, he ejaculates and then he attempts to walk away.
The working girl asks, "Aren't you going to pay me?"
She opens the dictionary to "Prostitute: One who sells sexual companionship for money."
The panda picks up the dictionary and turns to the definition "Panda: A marsupial who eats, roots, shoots, and leaves."
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.
Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.
My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam.
That being said I wish he hadn't!
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D