Love

Anonymous

I LOVE EGGS

Chicken

Allan C.

I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: ‘This’ll be interesting.’.

Cannibal

Anonymous

what does a cannibal call a pregnant women,

a kinder surprise egg.

Cannibal

whats a p....4

what does a cannibal call a pregnant women,

a kinder surprise egg.

Chicken

Karen Marshall

Why did the chicken crack the safe. To get to her nest egg.

Chicken

Anonymous

Why did the chicken crack the safe. To get to her nest egg.

Morning

Prankster. Kenya bailey!

Prankster is Backster…DANG IT: Hey guys, prank for today is when I lied about feeling sick so I won’t have to go to school. Introduction: This prank was commentited a week ago! Around 5:00 a.m. in the morning! 1. I got out some eggs, milk, salt, and a little bit of mashed olives…will those are main ingreidents. 2. I mixed it all up for about 2 mins just make it look really like barf…no going to school today! 3. I put it under the sofa just give it some solid scence to it. 4. I fix my breakfast eggs and becon. Then when my mom comes down I…PULL OUT MY FAKE BARF!!! News flash make a fake excuse for her to leave! My excuse is "I need some thing its in my room I don’t want to get cause it would wast time" She fell for it. Then I pull out my FAKE barf which looks like real barf. Then you say or I said "Mom I don’t feel so good’’! News flash: Don’t over sell it think about all that boring school work! and guess what she fell for it so I spend all day doing nothing…aboulty nothing! Will thats the prankster anymore pranks you want ask me in the comment section! Byeeeeeeeeeee

Cannibal

Cannibal Chickens.

I fed some Chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.

Chicken

Lilyzilla 9

Why did the chicken cross the playground.

to get to the other side

Sister

Aiden

heres a list of puns not all of them are mine

1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

  1. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

  2. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!

Nothing

E

what did the egg say to the other egg? Nothing, they cant talk

Fat

that girl

what do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like a egg? Humpty dumpty!!!

Minutes

Anonymous

I bought a Dalek egg timer recently…I bought a Dalek egg timer recently… After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!

Minutes

gingerpile

I bought a Dalek egg timer recently…I bought a Dalek egg timer recently… After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!

Cow

Hannah p

My joke: You have to guess answers come at 3:00 Why did the cow jump in space

Hint… it smelled it fav food 🍱 and saw his futu

That hint was technically the whole awnser can you guess in 3 hours lol I will be posting every time and my give away starts at 5:00 my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs

Difference

Anonymous

All-star gay mix

Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick’s the hardest part of the body She looked like she’s having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” in her bumhole

Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she’s in love with bumming Didn’t make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb

So much to fuck, so much to suck So what’s wrong with eating the asshole? You’ll never know if you don’t try You’ll never taste if you don’t lick

Hey now, you’re a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you’re a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg

It’s a gay place and they say it gets gayer You’re licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless mans throat

The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world’s on cocaine, how about yours? That’s the way I like it and I never get raped!

Hey now, you’re a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you’re a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg

Nut

Anonymous

Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut 😂

Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they´d crack each other up

Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it

I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me

Chicken

Anonymous

what came first he chicken or the egg?

I dont know go google it.

Chicken

Anonymous

what came first the chicken or the egg?

I do not know.

Baby

worst jokes by me

Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have? A: Eggs

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