Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA!
Education Jokes
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
"Have fun at school night" is what?
I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
What's 2+2?
4.
In English class, the teacher says, "Kids, you need to say the alphabet. Okay, Sally, you first." Sally says, "Okay, a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z." The teacher says, "Good job, Sally." Then the teacher called on four other students who got it right. Then the teacher called on Little Johnny. The teacher says, "Little Johnny, say the alphabet." Little Johnny says, "b c e f g h i j k l m n o p s v w x y z." The teacher says, "No, Johnny, that's not right." Johnny says, "Oh, I forgot, u r a q t." The teacher says, "No, still not right, and thank you." Johnny says, "Oh, I’ll give you the d later." The class laughs and the teacher says, "Go to the office now."
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
