Education jokes
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus š.
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
High school is amazing. Like if you agree!
At an school š« what is your school's name?
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b Ā± ā(b2 - 4ac) / 2a
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
Iām happy to be with my EA when I go to school.
I love the letters of the alphabet.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.
When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.
A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."
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Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
Teacher: Who here has thought about committing suicide?
Half of the class: *raises hand*
Teacher: ...
The half of the class: *Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it*