The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.
Ecology Jokes
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
