Ecology jokes

Head

The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.

Plastic

What do lesbians and turtles have in common?

They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)

Oxygen

Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.

Tortoise

The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."

Difference

What's the difference between a human and a tree?

A human can chop down a tree.

A tree can't chop down a human.

Community

Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants.

The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These t… Read more