Ecology jokes
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.
The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"
Why do mountains get so big? They have no natural predators.
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Save the plants, eat a vegan.
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
Community talk
The world is a vampire
Discuss the native flora of South America
Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants.
The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These t… Read more