Ecology jokes
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
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Discuss the native flora of South America
Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants.
The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These t… Read more