What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
Ecology Jokes
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
