I always look at the earth and think, "Ahh, this is TREE-ific!"
Earth Jokes
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Three nuns died in a car crash. They went up to heaven at the pearly gates. The gatekeeper said, "This really should not have happened, so I am going to send you back to earth as different people. Tell me who you want to be or look like." The first nun said, "I want to look like Madonna." Puff, you look like her now, but you can’t use her name. And sent her down to earth. The second one said, "I want to look like Marilyn Monroe." He then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun said, "I want to look like Sarah Pipalini." The gatekeeper says to her, "Sarah Pipalini, who is that?" She gives the gatekeeper a newspaper article. He reads it, shakes his head no, and says, "It’s not Sarah Pipalini, it's Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men."
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?
A: Because it was on crack.
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.
Why do mountains contain things? Because their moun-tains.
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
The earth is not round.
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I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
How is the world like dirt?
Because we don't think twice about it.
