What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
"Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
Why don’t mountains take things seriously?
Because they’re hill areas.
Chuck Norris gets paid $2 million a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth.”
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
What does the Bible stand for?
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
What can a rock possibly say?
Answer: I'll fuck ya mum rock hard.
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.
I was born on the moon.
Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.
I always look at the earth and think, "Ahh, this is TREE-ific!"
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
