If nine is a number, then why on earth is not "ja" a number?
Three nuns died in a car crash. They went up to heaven at the pearly gates. The gatekeeper said, "This really should not have happened, so I am going to send you back to earth as different people. Tell me who you want to be or look like." The first nun said, "I want to look like Madonna." Puff, you look like her now, but you can’t use her name. And sent her down to earth. The second one said, "I want to look like Marilyn Monroe." He then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun said, "I want to look like Sarah Pipalini." The gatekeeper says to her, "Sarah Pipalini, who is that?" She gives the gatekeeper a newspaper article. He reads it, shakes his head no, and says, "It’s not Sarah Pipalini, it's Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men."
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
the earth is not round . please like and subscribe
i love the way the earth rotates
it really makes my day
What laungage do they speak in the middle of the earth CORE-ean
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
How is the world like dirt?Because we don't think twice about it.
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.
“Correct,” says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.
“Correct again,” says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”
The earth is flat
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
The shovel is a Ground Breaking invention. *Slaps and laugh*
Steven Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this earth.
Why is it so hard to make a party on earth? Because you need to Planet.
What keeps you breathing when your on earth?
I don't know I suffocated at birth
What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
