Dying jokes
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescueπ¨βπ. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
Memes
When you see your hater die:
He's dead.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.