Dying jokes
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Can I die?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
You die. LOL!
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
What’s the difference between Jesus and the toddler in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
The West is dying.
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.