Dying jokes
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
A man walked into a fleshlight and died.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
My dog died.
Hahahahahahah I'm dying.
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
The person I hate: Omg, my mom and dad just died.
Me: Omg, I am so sorry, don't worry.
The person I hate: I have a boyfriend.
Me: Well, I have a mom and dad.
The person I hate: Rood.
Me: Shut up.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."
The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.
Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.