Dying jokes
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's a woman.
No, really. Why can't she drive?
Because she died.
An elderly man was happy to finally see his wife again and was packing. He told everyone about the trip.
"I will see her in one week!"
A week later, he died.
Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
before Queen Elizabeth ii died, she was cracked at Fortnite!!!!
Now their owner is dying.
HAHAHAHA
You are so ugly my man died.
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
I want to die hahahahhaha.
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
Die.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
This is crazy! Little Johnny died!
Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.