Dying jokes
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's a woman.
No, really. Why can't she drive?
Because she died.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
Now their owner is dying.
HAHAHAHA
before Queen Elizabeth ii died, she was cracked at Fortnite!!!!
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
You are so ugly my man died.
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.
An elderly man was happy to finally see his wife again and was packing. He told everyone about the trip.
"I will see her in one week!"
A week later, he died.
I want to die hahahahhaha.
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?
Die.
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.