Dying jokes
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
Now their owner is dying.
HAHAHAHA
You are so ugly my man died.
Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.
An elderly man was happy to finally see his wife again and was packing. He told everyone about the trip.
"I will see her in one week!"
A week later, he died.
I want to die hahahahhaha.
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
Die.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
This is crazy! Little Johnny died!
Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."
Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."
Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.