yo' mamas so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
wat did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
they said alakbar
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... LITERALLY"
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the BASS too hard
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS
How do rappers greet each other?
With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some HOOPS
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE”
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK"