Drop jokes
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Q: Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone?
A: He has turrets.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
Death
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.
KA-DOOM-CHA!
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.