Drop

Drop jokes

Rapper

Why was the rapper bad at baseball?

Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.

Rapper

What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?

"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?

Because they wanted to drop some hoops.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a teacher?

Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.

Rapper

How do you know if a rapper is hungry?

They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.

Memes

Fish

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

Bridge

Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?

Sanity to live: I don't know?

Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!

Sanity to live? *dies*

Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.

Sanity to live: *resurrected*

Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...

(sponsored by jumping bridges)

Child

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Rapper

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"

Rapper

What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?

"Yo, drop the BEAT!"

Rapper

What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?

"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?

To drop some LEAD.

DJ

Why did the DJ go to jail?

Because he dropped the bass too hard!

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a magician?

Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.