Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES
How do rappers greet each other?
With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT”
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
“You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT"
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
