Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
