Drop jokes
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.