Drop jokes
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Death
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.