Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?” Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?” He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
Lol the twin towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut. But instead they got a hot and ready from jets
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping DIMES
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... LITERALLY"
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some HOOPS
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the BASS too hard
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT”
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS
How do rappers greet each other?
With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP