Drop jokes
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Death
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.