Drop

Drop jokes

Fish

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

Rapper

What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?

"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?

Because they wanted to drop some hoops.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a teacher?

Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a fisherman?

Because they loved dropping BASS.

Memes

Rapper

What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?

"Yo, drop the BEAT!"

Rapper

What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?

"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"

Rapper

Why was the rapper bad at baseball?

Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.

Rapper

What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?

"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"

Rapper

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To drop some BARS on the other side.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?

To drop some LEAD.

Rapper

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.

DJ

Why did the DJ go to jail?

Because he dropped the bass too hard!