Drop jokes
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Memes
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.