Drew Jokes

Your forehead is so large if I drew an H on it maybe Kobe could've landed

One day I told my wife that she drew her I brows too high,

She looked surprised.

I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked what you drawing? I saod you taking a shower.

i called the suicide hotline and he suggested i drew on myself to distract myself. i replied id get ink poisoning

wouldnt recommend the police came

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

An drew a picture of Andrew

I drew a fist on a body and then i drew a guy saying to him "that dude's a knucle-head!"

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

My Infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.

What does Drew Bledsoe and the twin towers have in common

They both got taken out by two jet.

How did the man in prison escape?

He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack

A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. The banks offered a reward for his capture, dead or alive, but offered a much larger award for the recovery of the stolen funds. An enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down. After a long and difficult search, he traced the bandit to his home town. On a hunch, he checked the town's cantina, and sure enough, there was the robber. The only other people in the bar were the bartender and a scrawny, older man at a back table. The time was right to make a move. The ranger drew his revolver, charged into the cantina, and announced: "You are under arrest. I get a reward for you, dead or alive. Tell me where the money is, and I'll let you live. If you don't, I'll shoot you right here, and save myself the trouble of having to take you back to Texas alive." But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish. As it turned out, the scrawny man at the back of the bar happenedd to be a lawyer. He knew the robber, and was bilingual, and quickly offered to translate for the two of them. The ranger said: "Tell him that if he doesn't tell me where the loot is, I'll shoot him here and now." Upon hearing what the Ranger had said, and seeing the cold look in his eye, the bandit knew that the Ranger meant it - if he did not give up his loot, he was a dead man. Terrified, the bandit blurted out in Spanish that the loot was buried in an old barn at the outskirts of town. "What did he say?" asked the Ranger. The lawyer answered: "He said, 'You don't have the nerve to shoot me, Yankee swine.'"

I drew a picture of Colby

Too bad it got ripped up 😢

How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad How did Helen Keller drew? With her hand

To Drew the Devil-We NEED to talk RN. I'm very md at you and we needa talk.

Angry Alex-

Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait.. does that make it a caterpillar?

Ok I'm so sorry ALYA, and Drew I didn't mean to say that you guys were stupid and cringy. I missed typed can you guys forgive me by any chance? I'm so sorry :(