There never was a historical jesus christ. Hey do not even dream of crucifying me.
people dream about having a lot of money of money but the only thing you should be dream about is a hairline
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone
Girls Dreams - OMG my crush kissed me Boys dreams - I just got a dub bro
do depressed people hate swimming. They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression but they love it cus it might make all their dreams come true
Hey are you suicide? Cause I dream of you every day <3
Kid: " Mom I had a scary dream can I come sleep with you and dad " Mom: " sure sweetie sleep in the middle " Kid: " Dad can you get the remote out of my back " Dad: " That isn't the remote "
*Weird background music*
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero? He woke up and found out it was true.
What did Osama have? Two Boeings and a dream
Don't give up on your dreams................... keep sleeping
his hairline so ugly that martin luther kind had a dream about it
Last night i shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel, We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a hand-job So did my friend on the right
I had a dream of skiing.
one time in my dream i had a dream that all people in wheelchair could walk it was awesome i could walk
Your hairline so messed up that even martin Luther king Jr. couldn't have a dream about it
