My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
A: Because every play has a cast.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?
Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."
But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
Dear Gwen, you are not a faker, nor liar, nor loser!
And the people that are bothering you are just dumb, stupid, bored, and need to get a fricking life instead! Don't hurt yourself because of these comments, to be honest, you're really nice, kind, and mannered! There are more kind people than mean people, and I am one of them! Just live your life and ignore Liv and the unknown guy, which is named Greg! No need for all this drama!
Best, Tenya Bailey.
