Down jokes
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn't work out.