Down jokes
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.