Dose jokes
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
When I masturbate, things cum.
When an old man does, no one cums.
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?
Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.
So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.