Dose

Dose jokes

Difference

What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?

One does not crow when you put it in an oven.

Number

So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"

Batman

What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?

The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.

Orphan

Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?

Because the orphan is dumber.

Dyslexic

When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?

When it fails to turn up.

Baby

How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?

It depends how many bullets you have.

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  • Orphan

    What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.

    Pharmacy

    Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.

    Mexican

    There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?

    Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.

    Jesus

    So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.