What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
When I masturbate, things cum.
When an old man does, no one cums.
There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?
Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.
So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.