Dose Jokes

what dose a kid do when hes bored and hes siting he puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheel chair

little johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over, as she dose she is met by the principal. they go into his office and the principal say "your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." the mother responds "he is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? bring him in here." a boy walks in and johnnys mother says "this isnt my son, bring him in here i would like a word with him." the principal replies "ma'am, this is clouds." the mother feints

what is a tree that dose not exist money tree

"dose this make any cents" a man says "oh it dose make cents" me<-- thing:Lemin"aid"<--another joke

whye dose Sam sung sell TeeVss? Cuss thay make them?😂😂

what dose a homeless man call his mother useless

dose this centinse make any cents

What do you call a owl that dose magic

Hooodini

how many germans dose it take to change a light bulb? nine

What dose it say on Stephen Hawkins grave rust in peace

Me: the man sleeped in a $200 bed i He's hole life so why dose he need a $2,000 coughing My friend: there cheaper at Costco Me: oh shit your going to have "fun" this weekend

teacher: Ok class good morning we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make. Teacher : ok what sound dose a pig make Class: a cow says mo mo teacher: good Teacher: what dose a sheep make? Class: A sheep say's maa maaa Teacher: Good ! now what dose a pig say little johnny:A pig says put your hands up and get agenst the wall youblack mother fucke*