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Dose jokes

Dad

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

Son

Little Johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over. As she does, she is met by the principal. They go into his office and the principal says, "Your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." The mother responds, "He is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? Bring him in here." A boy walks in, and Johnny's mother says, "This isn't my son, bring him in here, I would like a word with him." The principal replies, "Ma'am, this is Clouds." The mother faints.

Orphan

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

Emo

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.

Orphan

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.

Orphan

Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.

Chicken

What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?

"What hap-HENd?"

Drug

If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.

Shotgun

Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?

Because he's always calling shotgun.

Orphan

What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?

They have no way home.

Hotdog

Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?

"Ketchup!"

Baby

How many babies does it take to make dinner?

Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.

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