What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
Little Johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over. As she does, she is met by the principal. They go into his office and the principal says, "Your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." The mother responds, "He is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? Bring him in here." A boy walks in, and Johnny's mother says, "This isn't my son, bring him in here, I would like a word with him." The principal replies, "Ma'am, this is Clouds." The mother faints.
Why dose a duck have tail feathers? To cover his butt-quack
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
why dose orphans don't like family guy because they have FAMILY
Why dose an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.
What dose NASA Stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts
