Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone Because the home button dose not work
Whats dose my dad and the twin towers have in common they used to be with us, now its just a sensitive topic.
Why dose the basketball never get a date ........ Because they dribble. ✌️✌️✌️✌️
what game dose an emo hate the most????
LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what dose a priest and time have in common? there both predators
little johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over, as she dose she is met by the principal. they go into his office and the principal say "your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." the mother responds "he is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? bring him in here." a boy walks in and johnnys mother says "this isnt my son, bring him in here i would like a word with him." the principal replies "ma'am, this is clouds." the mother feints
Why dose a duck have tail feathers? To cover his butt-quack
How dose a octopus laugh ? Bubel bubele
What dose buzz lightyear and a oprhsms parents have in common.
They go to infinty and beyond
How many emo’s dose it take to fix a light Idk bc they never came down
why dose orphans don't like family guy because they have FAMILY
why dose orphans play with other kids on a play ground so they will sneak in there parents car to be brother or sister
Why dose an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day.
what dose the chicken say when he didn't understand something
"what hap-HENd"
For you have a overdose on a drug and die, then the least half dose would be a lifetime supply.
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
two hotdogs are walking accros the street one is walking slow what dose the 2 one say ketchup
why dose Kurt Cobain hate his brother? because he's always calling shotgun.
How many babies dose it take to make dinner 3 to 4 theirs not a lot of meat on them
What dose NASA Stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts
