Anonymous: this guy reads everyones jokes but why dose he not anser his mom
When dose a dyslexic person no when they've spelt their address wrong when ordering online when It fails to turn up
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work
What type of flower dose an orphan use...self raising flower
Why dose a emo wish they were a fish
Because there under water
What dose a orphan say a lot.where is my house
Rosex why you search that dose it mean Roblox sex kid stop
dose this centinse make any cents
"dose this make any cents" a man says "oh it dose make cents" me<-- thing:Lemin"aid"<--another joke
what dose bat man have that super man doesn't...
The ability to visit his biological parents grave.
What dose buzz lightyear and a oprhsms parents have in common.
They go to infinty and beyond
A guy was doing bad things and died and went to hell.Demon: why you sad
Guy: I’m in hell can’t u see
Demon: will we have fun here at hell
Guy: really nice
Demon: we do sleeping in on Mondays
GuY:OoOoOo
Demon: Tuesdays we swim in out lava or dive in fire if u die you’re already dead ☠️
Guy: ok dose that meean I’m a ghost
Demon: no ur not a ghost
Demon:Wednesdays we do a dance party and smoke and drink 🍺
Guy: ooooooo i can’t wait 😜
Demon: Thursdays we drink all day until we throw up and die and ur already dead remember that
Guy: ok but I am dead and if I die again I was already dead right?
Demon: yup.
Demon: I have a question are you gay and do you like kissing fire girls and if u die u are already dead
Guy: Ummm I am not gay and I don’t like kissing fire girls 😱😱😱
Demon:then u won’t like Friday or Saturday or Sunday heheh.
Guy: I’m dead for real in the hell🪦🏴☠️☠️☠️💀
Hell helll helll R.I.P hell is gone for now
Why dose the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence
Because the orphan is dumber
If lint comes from pockets, where dose a cockroach come from?
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
Michael Jackson broke his window what dose he say? i cant sehe
What do u call a pig that dose Karate
What dose a disabled disco play:
When your legs don’t work like they use to before
I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled "dose anyone know CPR" i said "i know the whole alphabet"everyone laughed and laughed well everyone except one.
Whats dose my dad and the twin towers have in common they used to be with us, now its just a sensitive topic.
