What dose a peice of gum and a gun have in common
You pull one out everyone wants to be your friend
How many emo’s dose it take to fix a light Idk bc they never came down
why dose Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess? he cant choose between black or white.
What dose dark humor and kids with cancer have in common, they never get old
what is a tree that dose not exist money tree
what game dose an emo hate the most????
LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what dose a xbox/playstation and michhael jaxon have in common
kids turn them on
So I went to a church and I ask a friend is the picture on the wail is Jesus and dose it have three nails or one nails Oh Wait that not Jesus he is not doing the T pose that he invited
why dose orphans play with other kids on a play ground so they will sneak in there parents car to be brother or sister
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
If we can't say god in vane why dose he get to.
why dose orphans don't like family guy because they have FAMILY
why dose africa have no phrmacys because you cant have medicsin on a emtay stomuch
what dose a pedophile and a light switch have in common
They both get turned on by children
Why dose an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day.
two hotdogs are walking accros the street one is walking slow what dose the 2 one say ketchup
Why dose the basketball never get a date ........ Because they dribble. ✌️✌️✌️✌️
little johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over, as she dose she is met by the principal. they go into his office and the principal say "your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." the mother responds "he is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? bring him in here." a boy walks in and johnnys mother says "this isnt my son, bring him in here i would like a word with him." the principal replies "ma'am, this is clouds." the mother feints
Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.
what kind of car dose yoda drive . A toyoda
