What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
So I went to a church and I ask a friend is the picture on the wail is Jesus and dose it have three nails or one nails Oh Wait that not Jesus he is not doing the T pose that he invited
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
why dose orphans don't like family guy because they have FAMILY
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
Why dose an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day.
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Little Johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over. As she does, she is met by the principal. They go into his office and the principal says, "Your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." The mother responds, "He is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? Bring him in here." A boy walks in, and Johnny's mother says, "This isn't my son, bring him in here, I would like a word with him." The principal replies, "Ma'am, this is Clouds." The mother faints.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.
what kind of car dose yoda drive . A toyoda
