Dose jokes
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 馃槀馃ぃ
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying "i'm on my period." the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?
Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nine.
When I masturbate, things cum.
When an old man does, no one cums.
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.