Why canโt an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says mo mo.
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says maa maaa.
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says "Put your hands up and get agenst the wall you black mother fucke*."
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Whats the difference between a baby and a pizza? One dose not crow when you put it in an oven