Dose jokes
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says mo mo.
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says maa maaa.
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says "Put your hands up and get agenst the wall you black mother fucke*."
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
Me: The man sleeped in a $200 bed in His hole life so why dose he need a $2,000 coffin?
My friend: They're cheaper at Costco.
Me: Oh shit, you're going to have "fun" this weekend.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣