Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone Because the home button dose not work
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
what dose a kid do when hes bored and hes siting he puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheel chair
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
teacher: Ok class good morning we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make. Teacher : ok what sound dose a pig make Class: a cow says mo mo teacher: good Teacher: what dose a sheep make? Class: A sheep say's maa maaa Teacher: Good ! now what dose a pig say little johnny:A pig says put your hands up and get agenst the wall youblack mother fucke*
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
Why dose a orphan play gta to be wanted😂😭
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
Me: The man sleeped in a $200 bed in His hole life so why dose he need a $2,000 coffin?
My friend: They're cheaper at Costco.
Me: Oh shit, you're going to have "fun" this weekend.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
Whats the difference between a baby and a pizza? One dose not crow when you put it in an oven
what dose a orphan call a family photo a sefey
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
