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Dose Jokes

what dose a kid do when hes bored and hes siting he puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheel chair

teacher: Ok class good morning we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make. Teacher : ok what sound dose a pig make Class: a cow says mo mo teacher: good Teacher: what dose a sheep make? Class: A sheep say's maa maaa Teacher: Good ! now what dose a pig say little johnny:A pig says put your hands up and get agenst the wall youblack mother fucke*

If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.

One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.

She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.

So i was in school and the was number saying 696969 so i said to my mother what dose. It mean she said, YOUR FUCKING DAD AND I

Me: The man sleeped in a $200 bed in His hole life so why dose he need a $2,000 coffin?

My friend: They're cheaper at Costco.

Me: Oh shit, you're going to have "fun" this weekend.