DoS jokes
Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Memes
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see itβs empty?
O I C U R M T
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
So they can get in the cast!
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.