DoS jokes
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman. You can’t beat it, but if you do, she’ll probably come back again.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
Memes
🤔 What do gay men who are physically handicapped ♿ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when 🤔 he has another man's 😍 😋 😜 😏 😳 😉 cock inside 😋 of his warm mouth 👄 👄 give a 👍 👍 good blowjob?
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde."
The blonde then taped the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
How do you get 500 babies in a phone booth?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
A straw.
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??