What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. đ
DoS Jokes
So, a daughter goes to her dad and says, "Daddy, can I borrow the car?" He then tells her, "You know what to do." So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust, and says, "Ugh, tastes like shit." Her dad then said, "Damn, I forgot your brother took the car."
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?
Cancer.
How do you start a rave?
Throw a flashbang into the epileptic ward of a hospital.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didnât, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
