DoS jokes
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
When deaf people see someone yawning, do they think they're screaming?
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
Memes
How do you stop a baby from drowning?
-Lift up your foot.
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
So, a daughter goes to her dad and says, "Daddy, can I borrow the car?" He then tells her, "You know what to do." So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust, and says, "Ugh, tastes like shit." Her dad then said, "Damn, I forgot your brother took the car."
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?
Cancer.
How do you start a rave?
Throw a flashbang into the epileptic ward of a hospital.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?