DoS jokes
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!
Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no idea. 😂
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
What do Doges like? Memes.