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Ball

"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"

Car

What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?

Fan

Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.

Wash your hands.

Sex

Mother: We need to talk about sex...

Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.

Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.

Reincarnation

What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?

Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.

Helen Keller

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.

Food

What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!

Number

You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?

Danny

If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?

Squirrel

Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.

Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?

Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.

Mom

FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.

So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...