DoS

DoS jokes

Edge

Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?

Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.

Shotgun

Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?

Orphan

What do orphans call a holiday?

A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.

Sex

I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.

Bomb

What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?

They're black and go off.

Hoodie

Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?

Because they are hiding stitches.

Pedophile

Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?

Sister

Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!

Request

Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?

Deer

What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?

Still no idea. 😂

Heart

What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?

They both break your heart.

Death

Kid goes to the kitchen.

Mom: What are you doing here?

Kid: Just checking out the knife.

Mom: So you've chosen death.