DoS jokes
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
Memes
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
Akeld: All I want to do is mess with Gwen!
Gwen: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Akeld: NOT EVER!
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
What do you call a binder with no rings?
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.