DoS jokes
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
McDonald's worker: Order, order!
Customer: I didn't do anything wrong!
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
Memes
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.
I did a walk today and had dinner π΄ night time to do you a good dinner π΄ night and dinner π΄ night. I love π was the chicken π I had to go get dinner π΄ night night dinner π΄ night time to be good to get a night sleep π€ night night fun day tomorrow.
What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].
What do you call cringe?
You.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
(Bob holds Deric's neck)
Deric: "Water, what are you doing?"
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."