What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant.
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant.
Police: Where do you live? Child: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live? Child: With me.
Police: Where do you all live? Child: Together.
Police: Where is your house? Child: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Child: If I tell you, would you believe me?
Police: Yes. Now tell me. Child: Next to my house.
Police: ... Child: π
Police: *Proceeds to beat the life out of the child*
Son: Mom, what is dark humor?
Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!
Mom: Exactly!
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How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He's making a list, He's checking it twice... You better leave out some Vodka with ice!
Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her pussy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do youβ HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!