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DoS jokes

Nun

In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

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  • Bear

    What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.

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  • Face

    Jared from Subway. Remember kids, "tuna sub" backwards is what I'm going to do on your face.

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  • Cop

    What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?

    Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.

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  • Memes

    Police

    Police: Where do you live? Child: With my parents.

    Police: Where do your parents live? Child: With me.

    Police: Where do you all live? Child: Together.

    Police: Where is your house? Child: Next to my neighbor's house.

    Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Child: If I tell you, would you believe me?

    Police: Yes. Now tell me. Child: Next to my house.

    Police: ... Child: 😊

    Police: *Proceeds to beat the life out of the child*

    Dark Humor

    Son: Mom, what is dark humor?

    Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?

    Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!

    Mom: Exactly!

    Adult

    😳 😳 😳 what can a physically handicapped ♿ 👬 👨 👨 gay man can do better than a physically handicapped ♿ bisexual man 👨 👩 👨 🤔 when his 👄 mouth is wide open 😍 when his head is sticking out under the stall inside the men's 🚹 restroom 🚻 at a rest 😴 area 😴 suck the chrome of a tall pipe 👄

    People

    Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?

    Because they go down so well.

    DoS

    Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He's making a list, He's checking it twice... You better leave out some Vodka with ice!

    Midget

    What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?

    A small medium at large.

    Misunderstanding

    Friend: I broke up with Sara.

    Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.

    Friend: How did her pussy feel?

    Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.

    Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!

    9/11

    What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.