Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE it's fine for someone to say boys against girls but the moment I say blacks against whites I'm the bad guy
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do it's my ankle.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
Dad: "Son, does mommy like having lady-friends over?"
Son: "Nah, mostly men."
Dad: "Do you think you'd be comfortable telling that to a judge in court.."
What do you get when a cow doesn't give anymore milk?
A milk dud 😂
What do you call an afgan in the bath.A bath bomb
Q: How do you know a wishing well works? A: If your mother-in-law falls down it
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What do you call a Mexican under a carpet - underlay underlay.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
What do you call a hourglass with no sand in it...
a waist of time
How do you start a rave in Africa? stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles there balls
what do you call a avocado that got shot? glockamole
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F is for friends who don't talk to you. U is for Ur alone. N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.
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