DoS Jokes

Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.

What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?

They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.

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Why Do Orphans Bully People

Because They Cant Get Suspended

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A boy breaks a vase and his mom says its ok honey mistakes happen how do you think you were born

What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.

A panda walks into a bar, he asked the bar tender for a sandwich and then proceeds to shoot him the leaves the bar. Later on, after asking witnesses, the police track down the panda and take him to the station. They question him and ask, “why’d you do it?” The panda replied, “it’s what pandas do, look it up.” So they did, they went on Wikipedia and there it was: Pandas eat shoots and leaves.

Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.

what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun

what do you call milk that gets everything she wants?

spoiled milk

A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1 foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says “man, how’d you get such a short piano player.” The bartender says in response” there’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says “what just happened” the bartender replies “the genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12 inch pianist?”