DoS jokes
My wife told me to stop being an idiot.
I told her, "Which one do you want?"
Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?
A. An ambulance.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.