What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
DoS Jokes
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
Why do Mexicans take Xanax?
Because they’re Hispanic attacks.
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
