Dont jokes
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
I don't know, I don't have one.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.