Dont jokes
You like kissing boys, don't you?
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive!
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
Lately, I’ve been wearing sunglasses when I have sex.
So I don’t get pepper sprayed.
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
Don't do suicide shit. Nearly killed me, tbh. 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .