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Orphan

  • Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?

    Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)

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  • Orphan

  • Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:

    "Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."

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  • Tower

  • Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

    The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.

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  • Celebrity scandal

  • Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"

    Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."

    Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"

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  • Money

  • I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

    So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

    Orphanage

  • I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.

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  • Masturbation

  • My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."

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