Dont jokes

I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.

I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.

If you don't have big Nyash,

Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂

Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"

Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."

Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"

My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.

Why don’t cheetahs get married?

They always cheat on each other.

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.

My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."

How many people fit in a tree?

I don't know, you tell me.

I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."

My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.

Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.

She lets him play anyway and I don't.

The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.

Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

A king ordered to execute a gay man.

The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."

My friend: I want to cut myself.

Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.

Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.

If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).