We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
why dont vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they dont want to admit that meat makes them happy
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people sadly all of them dont work
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Depression, I got it.
A girlfriend, don't got it.
A life, don't got it.
Help, got it.
Friends, don't got it.
Family, I got it.
Best of all, depression, I got it!!!!!!
What did the fish say to the other fish? you have a big butt! the other fish said, we dont have butts......
Superman was bored and wanted to go out, he called all his super friends but they were all busy. He even calls Louis but it's her time of the month. He flies to the liquor store and buy some beer and gets drunk. As has flying he sees wonder woman naked on top of the roof, he starts thinking 'I will fly down.......and have sex with her sooooo fast "BURP" that she WON'T know what happen. "HICKUP" He flies to her faster than a speed of light BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG and flies away with a smile he passes out and crashed into a wall. Wonder woman jumps up and screams 'WHAT WAS THAT........ the invisible man appears holding his butt and he gets off on wonder woman and says 'I dont know but my butt hurts real bad'.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
The only hood i like is pointy and white. Thats why i cant trust people when i dont see thier face at night.
Hey, you wanna hear something funny
AN atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Dont trust the internet kids.
What happeneds when you search nudes on my phone? Nothing i dont have any
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
do you know why i dont like stairs.....they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
whats is a mexicans favorite sport?? Cross country because they dont need to be in America Mexico was made for them
you suck I dont wanna be married anymore ://////
One day, little Sally hears the phone ringing. She picks it up.
"Hello, this is daddy, Sally. Is your mom nearby?"
Sally says, "No, she's upstairs with Uncle John."
"Uncle John? I don't know an Uncle John."
"No, no, no, you must be mistaken, daddy."
"No, I'm sure there's no one named Uncle John in our family."
"Okay, but why did you call?" Says Sally.
"Ummm, no reason, just tell mommy that daddy's pulling into the driveway right now."
"Okay daddy!"
*long pause*
"Okay daddy! I did it!"
"Great job Sally! What did she say?"
"Mommy said OH FU.. and then she ran around with no clothes on and tripped on the carpet and hit her head on the bookshelf. She's now resting it looks like... then Uncle John screams and jumps out the window into the swimming pool, but of course we took all the water out this winter..."
Then dad replies "Swimming pool? We don't have a... is this 468-1843?"
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
whats the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a ferrari? i dont own a ferrari.
Roses are red, I don't know why, Living is hard, I want to die.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
