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A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
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Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!